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What I learned this week Nov 11-17

I learned that the chicken processing factory that I drive by twice a day smells worse, now that it is cold, than it ever did on the hottest days this summer. Gag. I learned that the dog’s nails are...

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Thanks, self, for being an eejit.

We only, tonight, about an hour ago, realised that American Thanksgiving is THIS week. As in, in a few days. Now, of course this isn’t something celebrated or enjoyed in Ireland; but hubby has...

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What I learned this week Nov 18-24

I don’t feel very edumacated this week. I’ll have to think hard for this one! I (we) learned to get a second opinion when asking the Internet what temperature to cook a turkey. Dinner was meant to be...

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Oh, Balls!

Hey! I learned that I’m only half the eejit I thought I was! Look what I found: Yep, hanging off one of the many, many loops of my pothos plant is – the balls off my socks. The ones that I thought...

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What I learned this week Nov 19-Dec 2

Oh, dear. The first thing I learned was right after my last post. I learned that my husband doesn’t know how to wash a really, really, sharp knife. He’s lucky that at the bottom of that deep cut...

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Poked in the what?

We have our tree! Bought last Sunday and left to drip water, needles and dirt on the floor for two days. Oh lawsy it was filthy! Looked great when propped sideways in the pile of lesser trees, in the...

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What I learned this week Dec 3 – 9

Well, I just learned that I thought it was still November, when I was putting in the dates up there. Sheesh. You already know, but it bears repeating: I learned that hubby can’t put the lights on a...

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I don’t ever want to do that again

Had my spinal block done today. This will not be repeated, even if it works. I think. Depends on how well it works. If it really really works, I won’t need to consider another. Got up a little after 6...

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Let’s talk about…Pee!

I am SO going to bring the overall mood of my blog back down into the childish, scatological range. It must be done. Come along, if you dare! I’m sure most if not all of my extremely intelligent...

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I am definitely 18mos +

Amongst his other lovely habits, Spot likes to drink water out of cups. We humans also like to drink out of cups, and we both have a glass by the bedside for quenching our middle-of-the-night...

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Greenery and perhaps a Giggle

Hi, howrya? Please read that in the Mayo accent in which I would say it. I must apologise to all the bloggers I follow: I can’t seem to be able to comprehend very much, my concentration is terrible,...

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Picking.

Not my nose. Not my arse. Well, maybe my arse. A little. It gets itchy when I walk all day and I get sweaty. Week three of my new warehouse job, and there is a serious dearth of handheld scanner...

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A couple of funny things

Spot is back to normal still, and I’ve been able to pill him three times in a row, both pills at once, and he has swallowed them instantly! Yes, I am a master. Of course, now that I’ve bragged,...

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The Ugliest T-Shirt Ever

Before we went out Saturday night, drinkin’, hubby was looking for his “Halloween shirt” to wear. I had no idea what he was talking about. “It’s orange! Not really Halloween, but it’s orange. Close...

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Rebellion!

That’s right, this is how I roll.

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A Two is a 2 is a II

I now am in charge, exclusively, of Customer Returns in the warehouse. I don’t mind a bit, despite the fact that this is not the job I was hired for. I still do that one, too. Returns means I’m in the...

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Happy Christmas!

We settled in to take our annual awkward family pet portraits last night, when suddenly the doorbell rang. We answered to find my Canadian friend, bearing homemade cookies and her greyhound, Rua. After...

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Heat Your Home! Now! For Cheap! letmetellyahow!

Have a back boiler? Have a VERY dead Christmas tree? Heat your whole house in minutes with dead tree twigs! Yes! You too can escape the low temperatures by burning the shit out of that dead thing you...

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The Pork I Buy lately looks… Odd.

I think I’ll just leave this one as photos. Sorry Sled, I know you don’t eat meat. Maybe this is why not… Last week, my dinner… This week. I think I need to start buying my pork loin elsewhere… Bad...

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Overly-friendly People are a Danger to Themselves

I just don’t know how to even tell this story… Ye know I work in a warehouse. We have drivers that come in to do home deliveries, and I see the same set of fellows at least once a day as they load up...

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